there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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