i would punch a child for taco bell
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Can I color on your dick again?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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