i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The police scanner is talking about you again....
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
