So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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