I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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