I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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