Porn is love you can see.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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