If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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