I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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