So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just found puke in my bra..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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