This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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