So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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