Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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