Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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