so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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