Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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