I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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