He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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