you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Oh god it's open bar.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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