Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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