weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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