Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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