I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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