No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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