I love black thongs
oh god the rape fog is back!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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