when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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