I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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