It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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