This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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