um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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