Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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