well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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