I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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