So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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