A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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