Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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