its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
the raccoons are back...
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