windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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