Soap is not a condiment
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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