First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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