i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I can't put those talents on a resume
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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