Christians are straight up FREAKS
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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