Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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