this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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