Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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