Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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