He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You made out with two different species that night
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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