Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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