he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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