i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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