normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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