Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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