Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
why is half of my head shaved?
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