TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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