some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.