its not stalking. its research.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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