I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call