The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its not stalking. its research.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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